Bean!  You did it!  You kicked your Dad, kicked him square on the hand!

Excellent work, Gigande Bean.  I’ve really been enjoying our late night cuddle sessions, or as you like to call them, ‘karate lessons’, but your papa hadn’t been able to feel you quite yet— until BOOM!  THWACK!  He looked at me and asked, “Was that—?” just as I looked at him and said, “That was—!”

And then you did a double somersault and gave us both windmill high-fives.